((I haven’t been on much. I’m kinda busy lately trying to have my baby but once that is done hopefully I can return to my normal schedule of tormenting people with blatantly obvious innuendos.))

((Ok, bed time for the overly pregnant woman behind the ever so perverse Jack Sparrow. Tomorrow night I will be on with an update on the thing in my belly as I have a Dr’s appointment, an excursion to a nearby park, and pho to look forward to. I love you all!))

Jack was startled and started to sputter before giving in to feelings and return the kiss wholeheartedly. His mind wasn’t operating any longer and all he could do was concentrate on the swirling feelings in his stomach.

((My Sparbossa dry spell has been temporarily ended!))

OOC: Don’t take it personally Jack. Kida has never had any man in her lifetime act so forward towards her. :-) She still loves Jack as a friend.

((Its not the first time he’s been slapped by a woman, he’s used to the abuse.))

((Kiss a girl’s cheek and get slapped….. No, Jack isn’t familiar with that feeling.))

*scurries off to kiss them all*

• Sparbossa
• Speckett
• Sparrowbeth
• Sparrow x Norrington
• Sparrow x any Pirate man…
• Jack is a whore…

((I’m sorry! My inner Norry is in a bad mood today… He’s being extra mean..

((He needs to get out of Egypt. Denial isn’t safe.))

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Crummy Joke.

((its even worse for those of us who were busty before pregnancy increased the torture))